A revolutionary app that does absolutely fucking nothing.
Just like you. But better
Do nothing all day?
The Idler™ app will do nothing instead of you! So, you can use the spare time to do something else.
No distractions
No annoying notifications, no frustrating tasks, not even any fucking buttons to press (except for settings, because settings are always needed)
Widget
Yes, the app has a widget that also does nothing and just takes up screen space, but probably you need it.
One more thing
In order for the app to do nothing, you don't even have to install it. To be precise, you don't even need a fucking smartphone
This is made possible due to the unique architecture of the app, which is that it does nothing.
Save storage space, save home screen space, save money to buy smartphone
User feedback
Thanks to Idler™, I have freed up a lot of time, so now I am looking for a job
Oksana
Manager of your shit
I didn't get it ((
Andrew Petrovich
chief of IT department
The app seems to be doing fine, but I think a person will still do nothing better, somehow more soulful...
iGhoul
tarologist in the 3rd generation
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